andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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